The Bolinas Border Patrol is cracking down on obnoxious drivers by issuing  tickets for those cases of “truculent, selfish or narcissistic parking” that plagues the beach town’s streets. The situation has become so dire as to call for Malibu Rules, the hippie’s version of martial law. Parts of Bolinas are following the laws of its “exemplary” sister city to the south in allowing residents to park for extended periods for up to 72 hours in…