Dear Ms. Magpie, I just discovered that if I stick electrodes on my head and attach them to a 9-volt battery, I feel wonderful! I want to tell everyone, but I’m afraid they’ll think I’m crazy. This is not a joke. Sincerely, All Lit Up  I understand your fear of telling the world about

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