I can’t think of anything more exciting these days than watching the grass grow. It’s even more exciting than watching paint dry. Yes, I’ve done that, too! In fact, solvents evaporating and the surface of paint skimming over is an organic process akin to ponds freezing and the growth of grassy fields, except that the latter . . .

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