“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” 

My best friend and I joke about the scientists who do studies on dog behavior. Dogs make people happy! Dogs love/hate hugs! Dogs remember stuff! Dogs recognize the words “walk” and “treat.” My buddy always says, “Someone should buy that scientist a dog.” Because dog owners understand dogs without the studies.

I am a…