So you want to be a deejay. According to the Oxford American Dictionary, a deejay is “a person who introduces and plays recorded popular music, especially on radio or at a disco.” (Perhaps the O.A.D. hasn’t checked in with popular culture in the last several decades.)
Why do you want to be a deejay? Maybe you play great music in your room. Your friends tell you you’re fabulous! Maybe you always thought spinning discs, or…